MS KITTS WHY DONT YOU LOVE US ANYMORE?!
29 January 2005
22 January 2005
Hallelujah, Grace Like Rain
its been too long. im a bad person. and whats worse, im sleepy, so this wont be long.
ill tell you about the bear.
i was dreaming. i bought some listerine pocket packs, the new citrus kind. i went to check the car, and there was a bear, the bear from fox and the hound, sleeping in the car. it woke up and tried to chase me into the house. i locked it in the back yard. there was another bear in the house, just like the other. it attacked me. there was someone else in the house not being helpful just screaming, and the bear was knawing on my hand. it was massive. then a man outside who was being attacked by a huge rabid dog tried to escape into the house but the dog got in. i thought if the bear and the dog mauled each other to death itd solve both our problems. i picked up the bear and threw it at the dog.
ill tell you about mtv.
anna was on made. they interviewed me like, thrice. i got on the show. it aired thursday. national tv. i think its really cool even though mtv is wickedcorrupted and such. i like thinking a lot of people in the country heard me say farfigburgen. i wore hatties shirt. friday she said, "MY shirt. you got credit for my shirt. and now people everywhere think its yours." they played a jig in the background when i was on. spencer was on too, not very long. and bradley. so pretty. we all watched it on the big tv in a conference room at u of m. with pizza.
ill tell you about american eagle.
lena took me shopping today at oak court. because im tired of not having many clothes i like. we went to the following stores i thought id never enter willingly: gap, aeropostale, american eagle, etc. there was a school shirt at aeropostale i wanted for 2 for $20, but i only wanted one and they were too expensive not to get two. at american eagle i found three things i liked and bought two of them. a lovely creamy sweater on sale for 10, and some dark khaki corduroys i adore on sale for twenty. there was an almost knee-length skirt i wanted, but i didnt want to spend more money unless i found a school shirt, so i didnt get it. i really liked it though, and i hope lena remembers that its only $15 and its not too far from my birthday *wink* at payless they had nothing good for once.
i feel horrible for shopping at places at which i used to snarl, but you know, its time to widen my horizens. and i like their clothes. so leemee 'lone.
then i went to target and got a 5 dollar dublin shirt and a cheating school shirt and new underwear. then i went to rehearsal. then i went to finding neverland. it was beautiful.
i love everyone. i want to go to lakeshore and write. i want to be a good christian. i want to wear an 8-10 instead of a 10-12.
thats all.
ill tell you about the bear.
i was dreaming. i bought some listerine pocket packs, the new citrus kind. i went to check the car, and there was a bear, the bear from fox and the hound, sleeping in the car. it woke up and tried to chase me into the house. i locked it in the back yard. there was another bear in the house, just like the other. it attacked me. there was someone else in the house not being helpful just screaming, and the bear was knawing on my hand. it was massive. then a man outside who was being attacked by a huge rabid dog tried to escape into the house but the dog got in. i thought if the bear and the dog mauled each other to death itd solve both our problems. i picked up the bear and threw it at the dog.
ill tell you about mtv.
anna was on made. they interviewed me like, thrice. i got on the show. it aired thursday. national tv. i think its really cool even though mtv is wickedcorrupted and such. i like thinking a lot of people in the country heard me say farfigburgen. i wore hatties shirt. friday she said, "MY shirt. you got credit for my shirt. and now people everywhere think its yours." they played a jig in the background when i was on. spencer was on too, not very long. and bradley. so pretty. we all watched it on the big tv in a conference room at u of m. with pizza.
ill tell you about american eagle.
lena took me shopping today at oak court. because im tired of not having many clothes i like. we went to the following stores i thought id never enter willingly: gap, aeropostale, american eagle, etc. there was a school shirt at aeropostale i wanted for 2 for $20, but i only wanted one and they were too expensive not to get two. at american eagle i found three things i liked and bought two of them. a lovely creamy sweater on sale for 10, and some dark khaki corduroys i adore on sale for twenty. there was an almost knee-length skirt i wanted, but i didnt want to spend more money unless i found a school shirt, so i didnt get it. i really liked it though, and i hope lena remembers that its only $15 and its not too far from my birthday *wink* at payless they had nothing good for once.
i feel horrible for shopping at places at which i used to snarl, but you know, its time to widen my horizens. and i like their clothes. so leemee 'lone.
then i went to target and got a 5 dollar dublin shirt and a cheating school shirt and new underwear. then i went to rehearsal. then i went to finding neverland. it was beautiful.
i love everyone. i want to go to lakeshore and write. i want to be a good christian. i want to wear an 8-10 instead of a 10-12.
thats all.
25 December 2004
HAPPY DREW'S BIRTHDAY DAY!
i. love. christmas. so much.
its time for the obligatory what i got for christmas post. i am a very happy girl. i didnt get a camcorder, cause im not eileen. but i did get the following:
CDs (*=burned from Mouse)
Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. (NOTE: this soundtrack is two discs, but the company or whatever didnt put in disc one. how suck does that? mutchly.)
Ani Difranco: Educated Guess
Stephen Lynch: Superhero
All-American Rejects: All-American Rejects*
Wizard of Oz Soundtrack*
Aqua: Aquarium*
Destiny's Child: Destiny Fulfilled*
The Moldy Peaches: The Moldy Peaches*
Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack*
Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes*
Sarah McLachlan: Afterglow*
Rocky Horror Soundtrack*
t.A.T.u.: 200km/h in the Wrong Lane*
Two Mixes*
DVDs
Finding Nemo Collector's Edition
Lion King Special Edition
Return of the King Extended Version
Mr. Deeds
Books
Anthem: Ayn Rand
Angels and Daemons: Dan Brown (The same edition I got for Emma)
Alpha and Omega: The Search for the Beginning and End of the Universe: Charles Seife
Wicked: Gregory Maguire
Giftcards
Blockbuster ($15) with which I bought Peter Pan
Spin Street ($15) with which I bought Return of the King Soundtrack
Barnes and Noble ($15) with which I bought Feed
Orange Things (*=from Canyon River Blues)
Newsie hat
Long sleeved shirt*
Long sleeved baseball shirt*
Short sleeved shirt*
Fuzzy socks
Dip-dyed netty sweater-shirt
Light zipper-hoodie*
Round dangly earrings
Chocolate orange lip balm
Hightop peace collection Converses (That I don't have yet becuase the company isn't even getting them until the fifteenth. Grrr.)
Other
Black arm socks
Cashews
Various other candies
is that it? i think thats it. o wait, i forgot the
HAIRSPRAY TICKETS.
(January 2, 1:30, balcony above mezzanine)
you see why i am a very happy girl?
i. LOVE. christmas.
its time for the obligatory what i got for christmas post. i am a very happy girl. i didnt get a camcorder, cause im not eileen. but i did get the following:
CDs (*=burned from Mouse)
Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack. (NOTE: this soundtrack is two discs, but the company or whatever didnt put in disc one. how suck does that? mutchly.)
Ani Difranco: Educated Guess
Stephen Lynch: Superhero
All-American Rejects: All-American Rejects*
Wizard of Oz Soundtrack*
Aqua: Aquarium*
Destiny's Child: Destiny Fulfilled*
The Moldy Peaches: The Moldy Peaches*
Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack*
Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes*
Sarah McLachlan: Afterglow*
Rocky Horror Soundtrack*
t.A.T.u.: 200km/h in the Wrong Lane*
Two Mixes*
DVDs
Finding Nemo Collector's Edition
Lion King Special Edition
Return of the King Extended Version
Mr. Deeds
Books
Anthem: Ayn Rand
Angels and Daemons: Dan Brown (The same edition I got for Emma)
Alpha and Omega: The Search for the Beginning and End of the Universe: Charles Seife
Wicked: Gregory Maguire
Giftcards
Blockbuster ($15) with which I bought Peter Pan
Spin Street ($15) with which I bought Return of the King Soundtrack
Barnes and Noble ($15) with which I bought Feed
Orange Things (*=from Canyon River Blues)
Newsie hat
Long sleeved shirt*
Long sleeved baseball shirt*
Short sleeved shirt*
Fuzzy socks
Dip-dyed netty sweater-shirt
Light zipper-hoodie*
Round dangly earrings
Chocolate orange lip balm
Hightop peace collection Converses (That I don't have yet becuase the company isn't even getting them until the fifteenth. Grrr.)
Other
Black arm socks
Cashews
Various other candies
is that it? i think thats it. o wait, i forgot the
HAIRSPRAY TICKETS.
(January 2, 1:30, balcony above mezzanine)
you see why i am a very happy girl?
i. LOVE. christmas.
22 December 2004
Stolen from Emma
UPDATE! its over! you win!
UPDATE! okay, my friends know my music way too well. but there are a few you havent gotten that i really think you can. i think eileen should get 13 and ALL OF YOU should know 14. 17 IS into the woods, but it doesnt count without the title. same with 23. come on guys, lets knock the whole list out.
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from
Step 4: Cross-out the songs when someone guesses correctly (and by cross out, i mean change the color)
NO CHEATING, YOU DWEEBS!
ready? GO!
1. She keeps moet et chandon in her pretty cabinet. 'Let them eat cake,' she says, just like Marie Antoinette.
"Killer Queen" Queen (HATTIE)
2. So your old lady don't love you no more. So you're afraid zere's a volf at your door. So you've got streetrats dat scream in your ear? ...You win some, you lose some, my dear!
"High Times, Hard Times" Newsies (EILEEN, HATTIE)
3. Fallin’ all over myself to lick your heart and taste your health 'cause, with birds I'll share this lonely view...
"Scar Tissue" Red Hot Chili Peppers (EMMA, EILEEN)
4. I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things, we can do the tango just for two.
"(Good Old Fashioned) Lover Boy" Queen (HATTIE)
5. What you feel is what you are, what you are is beautiful.
"Slide" Googoo Dolls (LILLA)
6. So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do. You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue. Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean: yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" Ewan McGregor (EMMA)
7. Drug money is used to rig elections, and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world. They're trying to build a prison! They're trying to build a prison! They're trying to build a prison! (for you and me to live in)
"Prison Song" System of a Down (JUSTIN)
8. And I am sorry, I am not a maiden fair. And I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere.
"Not a Pretty Girl" Ani Difranco (EILEEN)
9. Music! Food of love, emotion, mathematics, isolation! Rhythm, feeling, power, harmony, and heavy competition!
"La Vie Boheme" RENT (EILEEN, HATTIE)
10. You! he thought he heard her say. What brings you here today? Poor young rich boy! Masturbates for a vaudeville tart! What a waste of a firey heart! ::(and also):: Leave your little backyard, my friend! There are causes to DIE for!
"The Night that Goldman Spoke at Union Square" Ragtime (JUSTIN, EILEEN, HATTIE)
11. It well may be that we will never meet again, in this lifetime, so let me say before we part so much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me, like a handprint on my heart. And now whatever way our stories end, I know you have re-written mine by being my friend.
"For Good" Wicked (EILEEN even though she got the title wrong, HATTIE, LILLA)
12. :His beauty doth all things excel. By faith I know but ne'er can tell.: The glory which I now can see in Jesus Christ, the apple tree. "
Jesus Christ, the Apple Tree" Novus Girls (RACHEL O'C, LILLA)
13. If it weren't for my brain, I'd go over and make friends. Too bad about my brain 'cause I'd like to make friends.
"This Boquet" Ani Difranco (ALANNA)
14. The last time I saw you, we had just split in two. You was looking at me, I was looking at you. You had a way so familiar I could not recognize, cause you had blood on your face, and I had blood in my eyes, but I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine. That's the pain that cuts a straight line down through the heart. We call it love. We wrapped our arms around each other, tried to shove ourselves back together. We were makin' love, makin' love.
"The Origin of Love" Hedwig & the Angry Inch Soundtrack (ALANNA)
15. Yellow man in Timbucktoo. Colour for both me and you. Kung fu fighting, dancing queen. Tribal spaceman, and all that's in between!
"Spice Up Your Life!" Spice Girls (MOUSE, LILLA)
16. You teach? I teach. Computer age philosophy. But my students would rather watch TV. Huh, America. America!
"Santa Fe" RENT (EILEEN even though she got the title wrong)
17. Do not put your faith In a cape and a hood; they will not protect you the way that they should. And take extra care with strangers; even flowers have their dangers, and though scary is exciting, nice is different than good.
"I Know Things Now" Into the Woods (MORGAN)
18. For the sum of my life I have lived in hope, we might all be Christian brothers. I have worked to pursuade every white-skinned man, that he need not fear our race. I deplore Mr. Walker's actions, and the irreparable harm he has done to my people, and I wish that I might tell him face to face.
"Coalhouse Demands" Ragtime (both EILEEN and JUSTIN had the general idea, but neither of them got it right. HATTIE, however, did.)
19. So if you care to find me, look to the western sky! As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly! And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who'd ground me, take a message back from me: tell them how I am defying gravity! I'm flying high, defying gravity, and soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody, in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring-- ME DOWN!
"Defying Gravity" Wicked (EMMA, LILLA)
20. Do you know you're the one I adore? Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed. I will hold my head up high; I'm a Gryffindor! And you won't need to save me anymore.
"Ode to Harry Potter" Switchblade Kittens (EILEEN even though once again she's too lazy to look up the title.)
21. No, I'm not here to harm you, I only want to KILL! You shall have your monster, I shall drink my fill. At last I am embracing my bloody destiny! Dear Mom and Dad this face will be, the last thing that you ever see! Revenge will be a home for me!
"Apology to a Cow" Batboy (EILEEN, HATTIE got the idea.)
22. Stop running, stop running, turn around. Please come back, come back to me now. If you refuse, hasten your stride, just know I'll always be running by your side.
"Road to Nowhere" Sandyfeet (EILEEN who doesn't know the real title of any song in the world)
23. Exploring things you'd never dare 'cause you don't care when suddenly there's a big tall terrible giant at the door. A big tall lady giant sweeping the floor. And she gives you food and she gives you rest, and she draws you close to her giant breast, and you know things now that you never knew before. Not 'till the sky.
"Giants in the Sky" Into the Woods (ALANNA)
24. Poor! All my life I've always been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure! SWEEP THAT FLOOR, KID!"
"Skid Row (Downtown)" Little Shop of Horrors (EILEEN)
25. And if you've got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice, through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town.
"Wicked Little Town" Hedwig and the Angry Inch (EILEEN)
Well. That was fun. Break a leg.
UPDATE! okay, my friends know my music way too well. but there are a few you havent gotten that i really think you can. i think eileen should get 13 and ALL OF YOU should know 14. 17 IS into the woods, but it doesnt count without the title. same with 23. come on guys, lets knock the whole list out.
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from
Step 4: Cross-out the songs when someone guesses correctly (and by cross out, i mean change the color)
NO CHEATING, YOU DWEEBS!
ready? GO!
1. She keeps moet et chandon in her pretty cabinet. 'Let them eat cake,' she says, just like Marie Antoinette.
"Killer Queen" Queen (HATTIE)
2. So your old lady don't love you no more. So you're afraid zere's a volf at your door. So you've got streetrats dat scream in your ear? ...You win some, you lose some, my dear!
"High Times, Hard Times" Newsies (EILEEN, HATTIE)
3. Fallin’ all over myself to lick your heart and taste your health 'cause, with birds I'll share this lonely view...
"Scar Tissue" Red Hot Chili Peppers (EMMA, EILEEN)
4. I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things, we can do the tango just for two.
"(Good Old Fashioned) Lover Boy" Queen (HATTIE)
5. What you feel is what you are, what you are is beautiful.
"Slide" Googoo Dolls (LILLA)
6. So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do. You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue. Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean: yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
"Your Song" Ewan McGregor (EMMA)
7. Drug money is used to rig elections, and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world. They're trying to build a prison! They're trying to build a prison! They're trying to build a prison! (for you and me to live in)
"Prison Song" System of a Down (JUSTIN)
8. And I am sorry, I am not a maiden fair. And I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere.
"Not a Pretty Girl" Ani Difranco (EILEEN)
9. Music! Food of love, emotion, mathematics, isolation! Rhythm, feeling, power, harmony, and heavy competition!
"La Vie Boheme" RENT (EILEEN, HATTIE)
10. You! he thought he heard her say. What brings you here today? Poor young rich boy! Masturbates for a vaudeville tart! What a waste of a firey heart! ::(and also):: Leave your little backyard, my friend! There are causes to DIE for!
"The Night that Goldman Spoke at Union Square" Ragtime (JUSTIN, EILEEN, HATTIE)
11. It well may be that we will never meet again, in this lifetime, so let me say before we part so much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me, like a handprint on my heart. And now whatever way our stories end, I know you have re-written mine by being my friend.
"For Good" Wicked (EILEEN even though she got the title wrong, HATTIE, LILLA)
12. :His beauty doth all things excel. By faith I know but ne'er can tell.: The glory which I now can see in Jesus Christ, the apple tree. "
Jesus Christ, the Apple Tree" Novus Girls (RACHEL O'C, LILLA)
13. If it weren't for my brain, I'd go over and make friends. Too bad about my brain 'cause I'd like to make friends.
"This Boquet" Ani Difranco (ALANNA)
14. The last time I saw you, we had just split in two. You was looking at me, I was looking at you. You had a way so familiar I could not recognize, cause you had blood on your face, and I had blood in my eyes, but I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine. That's the pain that cuts a straight line down through the heart. We call it love. We wrapped our arms around each other, tried to shove ourselves back together. We were makin' love, makin' love.
"The Origin of Love" Hedwig & the Angry Inch Soundtrack (ALANNA)
15. Yellow man in Timbucktoo. Colour for both me and you. Kung fu fighting, dancing queen. Tribal spaceman, and all that's in between!
"Spice Up Your Life!" Spice Girls (MOUSE, LILLA)
16. You teach? I teach. Computer age philosophy. But my students would rather watch TV. Huh, America. America!
"Santa Fe" RENT (EILEEN even though she got the title wrong)
17. Do not put your faith In a cape and a hood; they will not protect you the way that they should. And take extra care with strangers; even flowers have their dangers, and though scary is exciting, nice is different than good.
"I Know Things Now" Into the Woods (MORGAN)
18. For the sum of my life I have lived in hope, we might all be Christian brothers. I have worked to pursuade every white-skinned man, that he need not fear our race. I deplore Mr. Walker's actions, and the irreparable harm he has done to my people, and I wish that I might tell him face to face.
"Coalhouse Demands" Ragtime (both EILEEN and JUSTIN had the general idea, but neither of them got it right. HATTIE, however, did.)
19. So if you care to find me, look to the western sky! As someone told me lately, everyone deserves the chance to fly! And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who'd ground me, take a message back from me: tell them how I am defying gravity! I'm flying high, defying gravity, and soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody, in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring-- ME DOWN!
"Defying Gravity" Wicked (EMMA, LILLA)
20. Do you know you're the one I adore? Next year at Hogwarts you'll see I've transformed. I will hold my head up high; I'm a Gryffindor! And you won't need to save me anymore.
"Ode to Harry Potter" Switchblade Kittens (EILEEN even though once again she's too lazy to look up the title.)
21. No, I'm not here to harm you, I only want to KILL! You shall have your monster, I shall drink my fill. At last I am embracing my bloody destiny! Dear Mom and Dad this face will be, the last thing that you ever see! Revenge will be a home for me!
"Apology to a Cow" Batboy (EILEEN, HATTIE got the idea.)
22. Stop running, stop running, turn around. Please come back, come back to me now. If you refuse, hasten your stride, just know I'll always be running by your side.
"Road to Nowhere" Sandyfeet (EILEEN who doesn't know the real title of any song in the world)
23. Exploring things you'd never dare 'cause you don't care when suddenly there's a big tall terrible giant at the door. A big tall lady giant sweeping the floor. And she gives you food and she gives you rest, and she draws you close to her giant breast, and you know things now that you never knew before. Not 'till the sky.
"Giants in the Sky" Into the Woods (ALANNA)
24. Poor! All my life I've always been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure! SWEEP THAT FLOOR, KID!"
"Skid Row (Downtown)" Little Shop of Horrors (EILEEN)
25. And if you've got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice, through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town.
"Wicked Little Town" Hedwig and the Angry Inch (EILEEN)
Well. That was fun. Break a leg.
01 December 2004
24 November 2004
Like, WTF, mates?
holy crickets, batman, youre harry potter!
o yes. i can be robin (he ran away from a chicken this morning) and hermione in the same sentence, biznatch. like this. (yes, i did it, and yes, i have too much late-night spare time)
o yeah. thats me. uh huh. but only for the moment.
there is a NINE HOUR BOY MEETS WORLD MARATHON on sunday. abc family, biznatch. you just dont understand how good this is. and with new degrassi. JESUS. how am i going to have time to read great expectations? on that note, i hope you people appreciate that im posting. cause i should be reading. or study-questions-ing. which is actually what i got on the computer to do. almost two hours ago. and have i done ANY study questions? ...well, ill let you infer the answer on that one.
im listening to the novus practice cd. not because i want to practice, but because i like it. o my god. DORK. but we all knew that.
didnt we?
its freezing. i really wanna go to bed. but i havent blogged in forever and well, honestly, i just love you guys. or something. puerum cum maria! matre ejus! all right. latin mess. adoraverunt. eum! right. but we already clarified that i was a dork.
last night i spent it with eileen, and we coined ludicrous philosophies. there was a tie for best ludicrous philosophy, between
o yes. i can be robin (he ran away from a chicken this morning) and hermione in the same sentence, biznatch. like this. (yes, i did it, and yes, i have too much late-night spare time)
o yeah. thats me. uh huh. but only for the moment.
there is a NINE HOUR BOY MEETS WORLD MARATHON on sunday. abc family, biznatch. you just dont understand how good this is. and with new degrassi. JESUS. how am i going to have time to read great expectations? on that note, i hope you people appreciate that im posting. cause i should be reading. or study-questions-ing. which is actually what i got on the computer to do. almost two hours ago. and have i done ANY study questions? ...well, ill let you infer the answer on that one.
im listening to the novus practice cd. not because i want to practice, but because i like it. o my god. DORK. but we all knew that.
didnt we?
its freezing. i really wanna go to bed. but i havent blogged in forever and well, honestly, i just love you guys. or something. puerum cum maria! matre ejus! all right. latin mess. adoraverunt. eum! right. but we already clarified that i was a dork.
last night i spent it with eileen, and we coined ludicrous philosophies. there was a tie for best ludicrous philosophy, between
- matter and time and space are like justin. if they walk to the car in a skirt, their parents will freak out a lot. and
- there is like a hundred time and space.
of course they both make sense. shut up! YES THEY DO!
WOMAN! WHERE IS MY SUPPER?!
and that was the end of that.
14 November 2004
OH LOCHINVAR! YOURE SOOO DREEEAMY!
and why, you few, you proud, you readers of my blog ask, have i not really posted in ages? well. youd get a really long post from me today, except that i did radio play for like eleven hours. jesus. its good though. i am so busy. okay. radio play, yeah. and the normal chamber and novus and great expectations, which is an activity in of itself. plus, mr williams has us memorizing music out of rehearsal nowadays. AND he's added three more rehearsals. jesus, i say again. im sorry. i cant do this. i gotta go. call me when you have a nap handy, and a chill pill. jesus.
in case you didnt know, heteros can be
too.
in case you didnt know, heteros can be
too.
07 November 2004
This Doesn't Even RESEMBLE a Real Post
but yknow what? i just dont care.
Take the quiz: "Which'>http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=710>"Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "
Ta mo bhriste tri thine
Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...
Take the quiz: "Which'>http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=710>"Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "
Ta mo bhriste tri thine
Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.'You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not allowed to use sharp objects and you should be locked in a rubber room. With Rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. With rubber rats. Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats...
25 October 2004
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
lena and i have discovered the most amazing game ever. it is to create [something resembling] a sentence, wherein every word starts with the following alphabet letter. for example:
and by candles damned effortlesly for good hell in just knowing llamas made no opinion parted queens ready stern to under violins wondering xylophones you zoo.
after bacon comes demon effigies fondling great health in just keeping lampoons motivated never opening portals quarterly really stern teachings under "velocian" wanderers Xtreme young zebras
Altered beets come down easily from grand hammocks is just keen learnings meaning none open perinial quilts restoring some tainted unviverse with xeens younder zeffers
alexander beat candy dogs enough for grouling handlings in johns kitchen lying mans no opinionated poops quiling rest stoffers to unified veiling wonder x-chromosone youthfuling zurie
amazing benign catalysts damage every fine grood hottie in juxtaposed kite lovin' monosaccharides naught overly propinquitous quandries stating too usefull virginity was x-the-variable younger zingers!
and all was come to darkness.
recap: this weekend i went to lakeshore for the writers retreat. o the joy. it was amazing. maybe ill at some point post some of the stuff i wrote there. maybe not. i have math homework. i already did biology and it was lame. mouse burned me Wicked and i swear on the souls of my dead relatives that Defying Gravity made me cry. its so nice. ten points to mouse for that. and ten points to sean for fetching us a good table at lunch today despite the rain and everyone flocking inside. and ten points to mulan for COMING OUT ON DVD TOMORROW. and ten thousand points to morgan for being the best and reading her poem to the class and giving me someone with whom to see huckabees this weekend. anyone else wanna come? then come.
and by candles damned effortlesly for good hell in just knowing llamas made no opinion parted queens ready stern to under violins wondering xylophones you zoo.
after bacon comes demon effigies fondling great health in just keeping lampoons motivated never opening portals quarterly really stern teachings under "velocian" wanderers Xtreme young zebras
Altered beets come down easily from grand hammocks is just keen learnings meaning none open perinial quilts restoring some tainted unviverse with xeens younder zeffers
alexander beat candy dogs enough for grouling handlings in johns kitchen lying mans no opinionated poops quiling rest stoffers to unified veiling wonder x-chromosone youthfuling zurie
amazing benign catalysts damage every fine grood hottie in juxtaposed kite lovin' monosaccharides naught overly propinquitous quandries stating too usefull virginity was x-the-variable younger zingers!
and all was come to darkness.
recap: this weekend i went to lakeshore for the writers retreat. o the joy. it was amazing. maybe ill at some point post some of the stuff i wrote there. maybe not. i have math homework. i already did biology and it was lame. mouse burned me Wicked and i swear on the souls of my dead relatives that Defying Gravity made me cry. its so nice. ten points to mouse for that. and ten points to sean for fetching us a good table at lunch today despite the rain and everyone flocking inside. and ten points to mulan for COMING OUT ON DVD TOMORROW. and ten thousand points to morgan for being the best and reading her poem to the class and giving me someone with whom to see huckabees this weekend. anyone else wanna come? then come.
14 October 2004
The Verdict is In
can i have a drumroll here?
*drumroll*
thank you. and sara has gone to see the doctor, and the doctor finds that the defendent has....
SEVERE BRONCHITIS.
i know what youre thinking. "that sounds pretty icky, but okay." WRONG! it is incredibly icky, and i am NOT OKAY. i wont be back in school till wednesday, sorry, doctors orders. she put me on a cough syrup, a pill, and a huffer thingy. thats right folks, saras huffing. save her soul.
in other news, i feel like crap, dads just dropped off my prescriptions (all four of them. yes, four, i got some facial cream too, just for fun), i want them to get ready and get picked up NOW so that i can injest them as quickly as possible and GO TO SLEEP. but right now, i have to write an email to mr williams to tell him ill be missing novus.
so bye.
LEAVE!
*drumroll*
thank you. and sara has gone to see the doctor, and the doctor finds that the defendent has....
SEVERE BRONCHITIS.
i know what youre thinking. "that sounds pretty icky, but okay." WRONG! it is incredibly icky, and i am NOT OKAY. i wont be back in school till wednesday, sorry, doctors orders. she put me on a cough syrup, a pill, and a huffer thingy. thats right folks, saras huffing. save her soul.
in other news, i feel like crap, dads just dropped off my prescriptions (all four of them. yes, four, i got some facial cream too, just for fun), i want them to get ready and get picked up NOW so that i can injest them as quickly as possible and GO TO SLEEP. but right now, i have to write an email to mr williams to tell him ill be missing novus.
so bye.
LEAVE!
08 October 2004
But Seriously I'm Like Uhhhh
okay, so heres my schedule for the past few days.
wednesday, 730pm: dinner.
1030pm: sleep
thursday, sixth period: wickedbad headache
417pm: to bed for powernap
friday, 1130am: woke up. headache status= worse. attempt to eat= failed.
1200pm: two tylenol.
1230pm: headache status= better enough that walking is plausible.
215pm: attempt to eat= relatively successful. hours since previous meal= almost 43.
303pm: blog.
304pm: go to memorize monologue for inductions.
uh. the end?
wednesday, 730pm: dinner.
1030pm: sleep
thursday, sixth period: wickedbad headache
417pm: to bed for powernap
friday, 1130am: woke up. headache status= worse. attempt to eat= failed.
1200pm: two tylenol.
1230pm: headache status= better enough that walking is plausible.
215pm: attempt to eat= relatively successful. hours since previous meal= almost 43.
303pm: blog.
304pm: go to memorize monologue for inductions.
uh. the end?
30 September 2004
Meat Pies
dunkan came over. we made meat pie. fun times. today was a good day until about five minutes ago. its high time i gave up, doncha think? yup. i cant read what im writing because its in white. mother made chicken for dinner. i dont have choir tomorrow. i almost went to wendys with hattie, but mother wants her to get a little more experience driving. i shouldve known. here you go david caffey. almost interesting facts about my life. score one for life.
hey. artist. you got a dollar?
huh.
i thought not.
hey. artist. you got a dollar?
huh.
i thought not.
23 September 2004
ANI!
ANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
o. my. god. ANI. she was amazing. wonderful. awesome. short.
we went, and we waited outside forever, and then they let us in and we waited inside forever, and then the lesbian comedian came and was funny, but we wanted to hear ani. and then the indigo girls came and they were great too, but we WANTED TO HEAR ANI. then when the indigo girls got done they had a twenty minute slideshow about american rights history or something, and LORD did we wanna hear ani. and then! she came! ah! we all died, except not, because ani is a goddess. shes very short and cute and had a bass player who was awesome. andandand--
i love ani. i do i do. i am very sleepy. and i cant sing. because of ani. we stood up for four hours. it was SO worth it. SO. *dies in bliss*
o. my. god. ANI. she was amazing. wonderful. awesome. short.
we went, and we waited outside forever, and then they let us in and we waited inside forever, and then the lesbian comedian came and was funny, but we wanted to hear ani. and then the indigo girls came and they were great too, but we WANTED TO HEAR ANI. then when the indigo girls got done they had a twenty minute slideshow about american rights history or something, and LORD did we wanna hear ani. and then! she came! ah! we all died, except not, because ani is a goddess. shes very short and cute and had a bass player who was awesome. andandand--
i love ani. i do i do. i am very sleepy. and i cant sing. because of ani. we stood up for four hours. it was SO worth it. SO. *dies in bliss*
12 September 2004
And POOF! You're Dead.
this is what happens when school starts. you get lots and lots and LOTS of homework starting about a week and a half in, and then suddenly youre not blogging for three weeks or so. god. i suck. surely something interesting has happened in all that time, right?
Right?
*long pause* i got nothin. im gunna have to ramble. and by ramble, i mean talk about whatever the helk i wanna with no point or purpose. goody! okay. guess who came to my house. thats right: LANE! w00t! it was so totally krunk and exciting what with foreign language night at the football game and winning by a million and 60s togas and hattie and eileen and lane and falling asleep on the couch and at the computer and going to novus and general happiness. at novus we got all rearranged to see where we sounded best. im not on the end by rachel o'c anymore. but ill live. im by coretta and some girl i dont know, but mouse is the other side of coretta, so that will be good times. i hate mr smith. i do. he sucks. yknow whos hilarious? newman. that boy is hilarious. and dunkans hair is growing. its so cool how you can tell when shorthair peoples hair is growing. cause they cut it and then boom! suddenly its longer. i wish that worked with long hair. i have theorized that hair grows slower and slower as it gets longer. thats probably either total crap or already been proven. o well. we had cousins from arizona over. this is a good thing because whenev the out of town relative folks come to town mother goes to corkys and we eat with much rejoicing. lord. hero is a great movie. it makes me think of amelias dad when hes was like "o but the colors!" cause the colors amaze me out the DOOR. and theres practically NO blood. score one million for tarentino. i made up that spelling. t'other night i dreamt i was at p didys party and there was a murderer who was nathans sister and also Little Italy off the NML. how odd. there was an article about amelias dad in the paper today. i havent read it yet, cause mom just told me a few minutes ago and i have yet to get off my rear to read it. justin is having one of those things today where he invites me and lilla to his house to watch whatever movie just so he can have amanda over. how nice. he says thats not why, but i see right through him.
o well. free chips.
Right?
*long pause* i got nothin. im gunna have to ramble. and by ramble, i mean talk about whatever the helk i wanna with no point or purpose. goody! okay. guess who came to my house. thats right: LANE! w00t! it was so totally krunk and exciting what with foreign language night at the football game and winning by a million and 60s togas and hattie and eileen and lane and falling asleep on the couch and at the computer and going to novus and general happiness. at novus we got all rearranged to see where we sounded best. im not on the end by rachel o'c anymore. but ill live. im by coretta and some girl i dont know, but mouse is the other side of coretta, so that will be good times. i hate mr smith. i do. he sucks. yknow whos hilarious? newman. that boy is hilarious. and dunkans hair is growing. its so cool how you can tell when shorthair peoples hair is growing. cause they cut it and then boom! suddenly its longer. i wish that worked with long hair. i have theorized that hair grows slower and slower as it gets longer. thats probably either total crap or already been proven. o well. we had cousins from arizona over. this is a good thing because whenev the out of town relative folks come to town mother goes to corkys and we eat with much rejoicing. lord. hero is a great movie. it makes me think of amelias dad when hes was like "o but the colors!" cause the colors amaze me out the DOOR. and theres practically NO blood. score one million for tarentino. i made up that spelling. t'other night i dreamt i was at p didys party and there was a murderer who was nathans sister and also Little Italy off the NML. how odd. there was an article about amelias dad in the paper today. i havent read it yet, cause mom just told me a few minutes ago and i have yet to get off my rear to read it. justin is having one of those things today where he invites me and lilla to his house to watch whatever movie just so he can have amanda over. how nice. he says thats not why, but i see right through him.
o well. free chips.
21 August 2004
Red Vampire Dresses and Babies
this is a relatively short post, but i just remembered what i dreamt last night and want to write it down before i forget for the third time.
someone was coming to the house and we (me and... someone else? i dont know. though theres a chance it was kathryn... or drew...) had to hide, but we couldnt hide, so mother gave me a red dress and some fangs because apparently people who come to your house wont hurt you if youre a vampire. but the fangs didnt really fit right because my fingernails arent long enough (that part made sense in the dream, i swear) but it was okay becuase that part of the dream ended and a new we (me, jack kelly, and *thinks* someone else. i always forget who someone is) were walking around some big brick town looking for the lodging house so we could impress the baby that was following us around, and we walked by a candy shop and some puppets and an old timey truck in a field, and then we got lost and had to hide from the guy in the truck, so we went about the other side of Convenient Brick Building and there was a fluffy dog. THE END!
someone was coming to the house and we (me and... someone else? i dont know. though theres a chance it was kathryn... or drew...) had to hide, but we couldnt hide, so mother gave me a red dress and some fangs because apparently people who come to your house wont hurt you if youre a vampire. but the fangs didnt really fit right because my fingernails arent long enough (that part made sense in the dream, i swear) but it was okay becuase that part of the dream ended and a new we (me, jack kelly, and *thinks* someone else. i always forget who someone is) were walking around some big brick town looking for the lodging house so we could impress the baby that was following us around, and we walked by a candy shop and some puppets and an old timey truck in a field, and then we got lost and had to hide from the guy in the truck, so we went about the other side of Convenient Brick Building and there was a fluffy dog. THE END!
18 August 2004
There's a Fork in Ma's Leg!
this is the obligatory start of school post. its late, i know. i shouldve posted this like, last week. but i was very very busy. so it comes now. lets go over my classes in brief, shall we? swell.
1st period. homeroom: ms johnson. i love her for the sole reason that she issued lockers and i love my locker. its on the top, its at the end, and i dont have to share it. its like mouses last year. people in this class: morgan.
2nd period. latin. ms lafon. shes a crazy ho, but cool nonetheless. loves latin more than i do, which is scary, cause i love latin. tends to incorporate her dog into the lesson daily. tends to teach us songs about latin grammar. people in this class: moore, annebel.
3rd period. lifetime wellness. coach willis. nice lady. reminds me of queen latifah. it is a class of busywork, but i have amusing company, and its easy. people in this class: mercer, rachel o'c who calls me stevie, peter, chris, justin, amelia, chi. also carter and anna talley, who are decent company.
4th period. clue. ms kitts. GREAT JUMPING JESUS ON A BLOODY POGO STICK. i love this class. i love ms kitts. i love clue. jesus christ. (is my lord and savior.) its amazing. she loves grammar. she loves books. i love grammar and books. wow. its amazement. people in this class: rachel, morgan, mariana.
5th period. chamber choir. ms jackson. she is usually very nice to chamber, but today was agitated and therefore mean. i do like the class. we sound good. this is a huge relief. i worried. people in this class: mercer, moore, lauren huddleston, william henry.
lunch. c. nappy asphault. i very much like my lunch. people in this lunch: dunkan, newman, lena, sean, bruce, morgan, alanna, rachel, elise, brett hanover, sophie, afton, becca, mouse, eileen, laylee, annebel, many many others, obviously. i know im leaving someone out. i always do. whoever you are, i love you.
6th period. smartmath. ms underwood. shes not quite as boring as i thought. overall its a decent class, nothing amazing. sucks to have it right after lunch, cause its like FRIENDS AND JOY! and then MEDIOCRITY! but wotev. i got a 25 out of 25 on the quiz we got back today. and 2 extra credit points for getting all my extra equations right. people in this class: rachel o'c, chi, ali rohrbacher. yes. i can spell rohrbacher. its not really that hard.
7th period. choir with mr williams. god, i wish. i HATE my 7th period. smartscience. uhg. MR. T, YOU ARE THE MOST BORING PERSON EVER. all we do is take notes. all the time. i hate it. i dont even have a lab partner. people in this class: mercer, lilla, mariana, some girl named kelsey whos nice, sarah piazza.
thus goeth my days. word is we hear about novus by saturday. im really anxious. if i dont get in itll be the lowdark of my year, i just know it. i have to shower and study for biology, maybe make some notecards or some such mess. there. ive blogged. arent you happy?
if i make novus i have choir five days a week until after all west, when it becomes only four.
05 August 2004
02 August 2004
30 July 2004
Score! Limbo!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's" Inferno Test
well, i think its cool...
hennyway. i havent blogged in a while, sorry about that. here's the things that have happened since, but not in order.
brett hanover and i sued new york city for itself because weve both been there and neither of us saw anyone throw up or pass out. therefore, we got jipped. brett wanted manhattan, all the little islands, and half the Brooklyn bridge. i, obviously, wanted Brooklyn and the ENTIRE Brooklyn bridge. so we compromised and i gave him the rights to putting the people on the bridge who tell about the history. yknow. thems.
i dreamed there was a couple, whom i didnt know, and there was a pool party and they were fighting, but then they made up because i told them to. and they went swimming. and everyone clapped. gooooo me!
drew, cody, dad, and i watched bubba ho-tep. if you havent seen that movie, i suggest you go and see it RIGHT NOW. its about elvis, who is in a rest home, and his black friend (jack?) who thinks hes kennedy. and a mummy, whos sucking old peoples souls out through their bums. elvis and kennedy proceed to devise a plan to destroy the mummy. exploits ensue.
hattie will be home THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. *i see you shiver with antici---pation!*
we have left of summer the same amount of time as spring break. its all good.
last night i drew. me. draw. picture. drawing. how weird. picture of cetsy. rex's sister. you people who were at icecream and friends and newsies night all long time ago know what im talking about. i also filled out the newsied-up surveys for cetsy and rex. wow. i seriously love them to death. and am thoroughly enjoying claiming them as my own and developing them as i wish. cetsy is going in the shizophrenic fic no doubt. rex was already in one. they are just way too cool.
now that youre all confused...
what else? going to a semi-thing later: apparently that drumline movie is good. but thats from the mouth of a percussionist, and theyre kinda weird, so you never know. we'll find out. hopefully will be getting in some saints time too. w00tw00t. after semithing ill be coming home and READING UNTIL I DIE. or at least fall asleep, which should be at a fairly reasonable hour, as i got up before one today. w00tw00t again! and tomorrow ill have a heart attack and die waiting for hattie to get home. ill leave you with a quote again. here, let me think of one...
"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie." --J.D., as played by Christian Slater in Heathers
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante's" Inferno Test
well, i think its cool...
hennyway. i havent blogged in a while, sorry about that. here's the things that have happened since, but not in order.
brett hanover and i sued new york city for itself because weve both been there and neither of us saw anyone throw up or pass out. therefore, we got jipped. brett wanted manhattan, all the little islands, and half the Brooklyn bridge. i, obviously, wanted Brooklyn and the ENTIRE Brooklyn bridge. so we compromised and i gave him the rights to putting the people on the bridge who tell about the history. yknow. thems.
i dreamed there was a couple, whom i didnt know, and there was a pool party and they were fighting, but then they made up because i told them to. and they went swimming. and everyone clapped. gooooo me!
drew, cody, dad, and i watched bubba ho-tep. if you havent seen that movie, i suggest you go and see it RIGHT NOW. its about elvis, who is in a rest home, and his black friend (jack?) who thinks hes kennedy. and a mummy, whos sucking old peoples souls out through their bums. elvis and kennedy proceed to devise a plan to destroy the mummy. exploits ensue.
hattie will be home THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. *i see you shiver with antici---pation!*
we have left of summer the same amount of time as spring break. its all good.
last night i drew. me. draw. picture. drawing. how weird. picture of cetsy. rex's sister. you people who were at icecream and friends and newsies night all long time ago know what im talking about. i also filled out the newsied-up surveys for cetsy and rex. wow. i seriously love them to death. and am thoroughly enjoying claiming them as my own and developing them as i wish. cetsy is going in the shizophrenic fic no doubt. rex was already in one. they are just way too cool.
now that youre all confused...
what else? going to a semi-thing later: apparently that drumline movie is good. but thats from the mouth of a percussionist, and theyre kinda weird, so you never know. we'll find out. hopefully will be getting in some saints time too. w00tw00t. after semithing ill be coming home and READING UNTIL I DIE. or at least fall asleep, which should be at a fairly reasonable hour, as i got up before one today. w00tw00t again! and tomorrow ill have a heart attack and die waiting for hattie to get home. ill leave you with a quote again. here, let me think of one...
"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie." --J.D., as played by Christian Slater in Heathers
22 July 2004
Crazy Dreaming. Hair and Newsies.
i need to blog all the crazy stuff i dreamt last night before i forget it. okay. they were all about hair except the third one.
first: whitney barbieri wanted a haircut. i told her id do it. THE END.
second: kathryn told me she had to shave her head for some school project. or a competition or something. i was upset. then she wanted some crest whitestrips so we went to kroger but couldnt find any. i saw jonathan helm, my old friend jimmys big brother. we had a very generic conversation. THE END.
third: jack and blink were snowsledding (isnt that the only type of sledding?) in the woods outside the previous dream's kroger. they were snowsledding in a wagon. like, the kind you buy for little children, of which there are two in the shed in my backyard. however. there was no snow. it was just understood that they were snowsledding and having a merry time and all. people were running around in the tracks the wagon made. it didnt have any wheels. im impressed with their maddd skillz. they didnt hit a tree or anything. THE END.
fourth: hattie dyed her hair boring brown. and i cried. you would too, admit it. THE END.
okay. i hope i have the energy to write about the strike party. lemme splain. no, it is too much. lemme sum up. dunkan, mouse, amelia, morgan, eileen, me. we newsied ourselves. ripped up newspapers all over the bed. huge mess. watched legend. dunkan and mouse went home. watched newsies. it did, indeed, take four hours, as predicted. specs's name is mark. watched bandits. a BEAUTIFUL in-german movie about a band. they break out of jail and have exploits and things. ate ice cream. went to bed at fivish. eileen and amelia woke up WAY too early and left. morgan and i went back to sleep till three. she went home at five thirty-ish. thats all.
and a final note: ELMO WANTS TO BE A CHICKEN! ELMO WANTS TO BE A DUCK! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
first: whitney barbieri wanted a haircut. i told her id do it. THE END.
second: kathryn told me she had to shave her head for some school project. or a competition or something. i was upset. then she wanted some crest whitestrips so we went to kroger but couldnt find any. i saw jonathan helm, my old friend jimmys big brother. we had a very generic conversation. THE END.
third: jack and blink were snowsledding (isnt that the only type of sledding?) in the woods outside the previous dream's kroger. they were snowsledding in a wagon. like, the kind you buy for little children, of which there are two in the shed in my backyard. however. there was no snow. it was just understood that they were snowsledding and having a merry time and all. people were running around in the tracks the wagon made. it didnt have any wheels. im impressed with their maddd skillz. they didnt hit a tree or anything. THE END.
fourth: hattie dyed her hair boring brown. and i cried. you would too, admit it. THE END.
okay. i hope i have the energy to write about the strike party. lemme splain. no, it is too much. lemme sum up. dunkan, mouse, amelia, morgan, eileen, me. we newsied ourselves. ripped up newspapers all over the bed. huge mess. watched legend. dunkan and mouse went home. watched newsies. it did, indeed, take four hours, as predicted. specs's name is mark. watched bandits. a BEAUTIFUL in-german movie about a band. they break out of jail and have exploits and things. ate ice cream. went to bed at fivish. eileen and amelia woke up WAY too early and left. morgan and i went back to sleep till three. she went home at five thirty-ish. thats all.
and a final note: ELMO WANTS TO BE A CHICKEN! ELMO WANTS TO BE A DUCK! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
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