jesus im bored. so very very. hattie and rachel and mouse and eileen and EVERYONE all gone away to their little trips, but ME? noooooooooooooooooooo. i get to stay home and wait for my birthday, even though none of my friends will be in town if it ever comes. well, maybe emmie will be. we can do somethin. but thats about it. everyone else has escaped from this heck hole that tries to pass for a city. but not me. im here. alone. and BORED OUT OF MY MIND! *screams and leaves*
-The Embodiment of All Boredom