i should post more. i really should. but i dont. and we have a popquiz tomorrow. and if i pass it that 55 goes out the window without use of my 100 dollar bill. which is a VERY GOOD THING.

they made out in front of me today.

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive talkin, tellin me lies! jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive talkin, don wear no disguise, and when you kickballCHANGE, kickballCHANGE, up and look, up and look!

.ahem.

night fever night feve-herrr! we know how t'SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE and PELVIS! and PELVIS!

okay. what happened today? robbie (epiphanyboy, not choirboy) asked me how i jive, and i said jiiiiiiiiiiiive talkin, tellin me lies. and i asked him how he jived and he didnt know. isnt that sad. yes it is. uhm, trying to think of what happened today. o right. pop quiz in jackson. if im lucki got a 65. I HATE THINGS WITH ONLY FIVE QUESTIONS. yes i do. did i spell lucky with an i up there? i think i did. okay. ms stallins lost her voice and tried to talk anyway and it hurt my voice listening to her. so i didnt. in better news

TOMORROW IS HAPPY DAY! there will be kraker and it will be good. YAY

o! fun things!
eadh bheil an latha air naomh padruig; gach neach bheal gaidhealach.
its st. pattys day; everyones irish.
and
m'ruideiginn am eadar-theangaich gaidhealach faod slac BHUR ruideiginn am eadar-theangaich gaidhealach
my gaelic translator could beat up YOUR gaelic translator.
and thats all.

hokay. so i dont post often enough so no one reads my blog. o well.
evan and stuart checked out within five minutes of each other today in fourth period. we thought they were sneaking off to do some mischief, but really stuart was six and evan was having a dentist appointment. i said six up there where i meant sick. anyway. so there was no stuart and no evan, and therefore in fifth period clue, which is WAY BETTER THAN THIRD PERIOD, there were no boys and bordy gave us candies for girlday.

i still havent paid spencer back for my john mayer ticket. maybe he'll forget, except that he wont.

i have an 88 in jackson. AN EIGHTY EIGHT. lately people have been doing that thing about "a B isnt that bad." and i hate that thing. maybe if i told them that theyd stop. no they wouldnt. then morgan said that made her feel stupid that i think a B is bad, and i told her i didnt think a B was bad for anyone but me and thats true, but im not sure she believed me. it would be great if not getting straight As didnt eat my soul.

Hobbit kid is great.

A-Lunch cant talk because they threw stuff. id explain this in great detail but everyone who reads my blog already knows.

about valentines day:
its lame because every valentines day more people who arent me have boyfriends. and more people have boyfriends and these people arent me. maybe they would be if i was a slut. or lowered my standards. but i plan on doing neither of those things, so theyll continue to be other than me. and thats lame. im taking kristen to the imax because theyre not her either. we can be man-less together.

upon reading morgans comment i was reminded of another funny evan thingthing. in bordy's class we had to write these shortened five paragraph essays, right? okay.

evan: "okay, this is the thesis statement combined with the map sentence. 'if i could be any famous person for one day, i would want to be brad pitt because hes been in so many cool movies, hes really rich, and he has the hottest girlfriend EVER.'"
now that was funny. but i said a funny thing too.
me: "i want you to be brad pitt for a day too, evan."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i love myself.

im going to the movies today. with hattie, kathryn, spencer, robbie, duncan and emmie (?), and some other folks. this is exciting because i love all those people. but its even MORE exciting because i thought we were gunna go see the butterfly effect which i want very much NOT to see and then! i found out we're seeing the perfect score instead. im going to sit by hattie and if duncans there im going to sit by her too, no question. i love my smurfs like a mutha. i need to invite eileen cuz spencer and kathryn both told me to invite her. so i will. invite her. okay.

kathryn and hattie and so forth met robbie at thespian conference and kathryn didnt know he was epiphany boy cause i didnt tell her. and how theyre all lovely friends and kathryn was talking to me about epiphany boy who is called epiphany boy only when its me and hattie talking. kathryn calls him "that guy spencer tried to set you up with." hes that too. aaaaaaanyway. so later in that conversation we're talking about who alls going to the movies and i says to her i says "robbie who?" and she says "we met him at thespian conference. spencers friend." and i asks her if hes a houstonboy and she says "yes" and i say "AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH" and i tells her "thats him" and she says "whats him?" and i copypastes the part of the conversation where she was like, "whatever happened to that guy spencer tried to set you up with?" and she figgered it out and we both had a nice laugh.

it was a very nice laugh.