o yeah, and happy christmas.

WOO!! my parents are the greatest people on the planet. check out what they got me for christmas: lotr two towers calendar, once more with feeling soundtrack, purple clipboard (guess i cant steal daddys anymore), 3 cds of broadway showtunes (dont steal em hattie!), a little pink dustbuster thingy, 4 two towers bookmarks (legolas and gimli, eowyn, strider, gandalf), a white Brooklyn shirt, a green Brooklyn shirt, a yellow new york shirt, newsies dvd (widescreen all the way baby!)... o yes, two more things: a freakin 20 inch digital flat screen tv... and a FREAKIN DVD PLAYER!!! for those who dont know, we ALREADY HAVE a dvd player in the den. but mom an daddy got me an drew (thats my bro) EACH our OWN freakin dvd player!!! life is GOOD! WOOOOOHOOOOO!! i think i'll go watch newsies on my new dvd player, on my new tv... *gloat gloat gloat* ... buhbye. ctb!

o yay! o VERY yay! the amount of yay overwhelms! this is like crunchy granola yay. i asked my odiot french teacher how i coulda got a friggin 89 (but i left out the friggin) and she looked, and turns out her idiot self forgot to average in one of my 100s, but she still didvided it by the same number, so it was like a had a zero, but i DIDNT, and she figured it out and now i have a 97. o joy almighty! PRAISE BE! and WHO got a 100 on their math exam? heres a hint: it was either you or me, and it wasnt you. HAHA! WOOOO! LotR comes out tomorrow! YAY! im seein it jackday. YAY! i get to go to a party! yay! i really need to go finish writing the "Whaddaya want?" scene. guess i'll do that. byebye

look, i return! dont you love me? *beams with joy* ive been havin a very not horrible day. french wasnt horrible for once *gasp* except for the satanic fact that she gave us our averages today. justify this- my lowest grade in that class is a 91. i have a 92 and a 95 and some 99s and some 100s. the only thing im not sure about is my participation grade (weve gotta raise our hands every five seconds to get an A there) but i participated the crap outta that class. so she goes and, being the satan that she is, gives me a friggin EIGHTY-NINE average!!!! GRRRRRRRR

WHOOPS! im stupid. i told brian/peter that an appositive was like when youre talking to someone, but its really like when you tell who they are, like, "blink, hatties fiance, has very nice hair." at least i dont think theyre married yet... maybe they are... i dunno. dont listen to me. i did my math homework. yay for me. here, have a quote, and its not even from newsies *gasp* or lord of the rings *louder gasp* "believe it or not, i still have an algebra exam tomorrow, even if aliens are taking over the world." HAHAHAHA! so funny... woo! yeah... im just gonna... go... okay...

isnt brian evil? we changed his name to peter. hehehe. now we can confuse everyone. *evil laugh* but he is evil. he said i was a bizznitch. yes yes i know he said he was kiddin but i really dont give a crap. i have to go find some shoes now. its very cold in my house. uhbuhhye.

this is me and brian talking. we're both a wee bit drunk.

AIMServiceBot123: gee
AIMServiceBot123: to ABANDON me
PINKDIMND: sorry, there was crap to be done
PINKDIMND: i almost finished defining those forty two words. YAY!
AIMServiceBot123: oh boy e_e
PINKDIMND: woohoo for me
PINKDIMND: im special
PINKDIMND: im also the king of new york
AIMServiceBot123: no
AIMServiceBot123: I AM
PINKDIMND: no I AM
PINKDIMND: "sorry, johnney, put the gun down"
PINKDIMND: WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP SCREAMING AT ME?!
PINKDIMND: dont jump out the freaking WINDOW you MORON!!!
PINKDIMND: thats not a WORD!!!!!!
PINKDIMND: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!! *sinks into a corner with an evil look of "doom and despair be unto you"*
PINKDIMND: AND DONT COME BACK!
PINKDIMND: if you dont say that in english im gonna beat you over the head with a dictionary
AIMServiceBot123: wha?!?!
PINKDIMND: sorry, having crazy moments...it happens
PINKDIMND: *shakes head* im better now tho...*spins around as if she heard a scary noise*...really
PINKDIMND: if one needs a cleansing, one has a bran muffin
PINKDIMND: you SELL ROACHES?
PINKDIMND: whats your name?
AIMServiceBot123: you want a squirrel? *tips his gardening hat*
PINKDIMND: yes please
AIMServiceBot123: theyre real cute, and they wont leave any messes round your ouse
AIMServiceBot123: BOW TO THE MOOOOON! THE CRESCXENT MOOOON!
AIMServiceBot123: OH GOD ITS THOSE MONKIES AGAIN!
AIMServiceBot123: HELP MEEEEE!
PINKDIMND: whats your name?
AIMServiceBot123: God
PINKDIMND: hello. my naem is dominic
PINKDIMND: name
AIMServiceBot123: *waits for the temp on his weather thing to go below 32
AIMServiceBot123: its freezin
AIMServiceBot123: but not cold nuff
PINKDIMND: ooo...chillery
PINKDIMND: come away to an enchanted world where the lessons you learn, and the friends you love, are the greatest magic of all
AIMServiceBot123: oh deer god
PINKDIMND: hehehehe
PINKDIMND: *snicker*
PINKDIMND: stop talkin to urself
PINKDIMND: and i...i'll DRINK all the time...
PINKDIMND: thats MY cigar!
PINKDIMND: have many lives do you have?
PINKDIMND: answer me when we're...im...speaking to you!
AIMServiceBot123: uhm
AIMServiceBot123: 6 or 7
PINKDIMND: ok
PINKDIMND: i have 12 and a half *sticks out tongue*
PINKDIMND: stonkey?
PINKDIMND: o yeah, o yeah...whos the bomb?! ME!!! WOOHOO!!! all RIGHT!!! *dances with glee*
AIMServiceBot123: yea well
AIMServiceBot123: IM the king of New Yors
AIMServiceBot123: York*
PINKDIMND: i finished difining my forty two words!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and im the KoNY!!! NOT YOU!!!
AIMServiceBot123: no
AIMServiceBot123: IM th KoNY
PINKDIMND: books is like kryptonite to robbahs
AIMServiceBot123: you stupid FoNY
AIMServiceBot123: books is like the DEVIL
PINKDIMND: drew said that. im converting my family to NY accents. its scary
PINKDIMND: dad said "woik" the other day
PINKDIMND: WOO!
PINKDIMND: our house smells like lysol. its frightening
PINKDIMND: in clue we had to think of a sentence with an appositive (WOO!! APPOSITIVES ARE COOL!!!) and i said "this is dave...the walkin mouth" and sarah laughed. it was funny
PINKDIMND: you shouldah been there...but then, if you were, the whole day woulda just been rotten. so its a good thing you werent
AIMServiceBot123: whats an appositive?
AIMServiceBot123: brian forgot
PINKDIMND: when youre talking to someone like - "brian, i hate you." "brian" is an appositive
PINKDIMND: er is a great word
AIMServiceBot123: oh yea
PINKDIMND: yesyesyes
AIMServiceBot123: Sara,you are a stupid bizznitch
AIMServiceBot123: nah
AIMServiceBot123: im jes kiddin
PINKDIMND: good
PINKDIMND: thats not fair
PINKDIMND: i had a really good comeback for that
PINKDIMND: cant remember it now but...
PINKDIMND: "roses are red, violets are blue..." ...i thought violets were violet...
PINKDIMND: are violets violet? "violet! youre turning VIOLET violet!!" - viotels dad in willy wonka
PINKDIMND: i must be off. theres songs to sing and yo uto hate...i'll be busy for hours. fare thee not well at all

Ms. Morton is a nutcase. she's only given us homework twice. however, the first time it was a piece of paper, front and back, with very small lines that had to be written all over. THIS time she gave us precisely 42 words to define by tommorow. EVERY FREAKING DEFINITION is like A PARAGRAPH LONG. it adds up REALLY fast! whats today? mushday? (wednesday) yes, thats it. hes great. everyone says hes naive and i hadnt the foggiest notion of what that meant for the longest time because, you know, no one ever told me. but someone told me the other day, and i was like "o THATS what it means!!!" and then i felt all smart. i dunno. im crazy. woo. i should really be doing my creative writing homework right now, but im not, so get over it. why cant it be spotday? (friday). eventually im just gonna stop parenthesizing the old names of the days and just let you figure it out on your own. you can do that, cant you? well if you cant, heres a little hint:
daveyday - sunday
skitteryday - monday
dutchyday - tuesday
mushday - wednesday
jackday - thursday
spotday - friday
blinkday - saturday
o yes, and brian? i hate you forever. bye bye now.

ok, now that ive recovered from that having-way-too-much-sugarness, i'll be almost sane today. speaking of today, today is daveyday. lets talk about davey for a moment shall we? davey is very davey-y. I think he looks like mike seaver from growing pains, but no one else seems to see the resemblance, so we'll not go there. davey is very smart at times. ex. - he thought up all that stuff jack said, but he's also very VERY stupid at other times ex. - "stop soakin the scabs." i mean what kind of stupid idea is that?! theyre dull little evil wimps! GR!!! we should just soak them MORE!!!! (yes morgan, i know, "violence is not the way." i cant help it. im a horrible person) i wrote a very happy scene in my fanfic (sorry about change of subject there). emily is gonna love it. but shes not gonna love it until forever away because i cant get her to read it until its done - hence forever away. O WELL!!! gotta run. i'll leave you with a quote:
spot: "hey, yer honer, i object"
yer honer: "on what grounds?"
spot: on the grounds of brooklyn, yer honer."