04 December 2002

this is me and brian talking. we're both a wee bit drunk.

AIMServiceBot123: gee
AIMServiceBot123: to ABANDON me
PINKDIMND: sorry, there was crap to be done
PINKDIMND: i almost finished defining those forty two words. YAY!
AIMServiceBot123: oh boy e_e
PINKDIMND: woohoo for me
PINKDIMND: im special
PINKDIMND: im also the king of new york
AIMServiceBot123: no
AIMServiceBot123: I AM
PINKDIMND: no I AM
PINKDIMND: "sorry, johnney, put the gun down"
PINKDIMND: WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP SCREAMING AT ME?!
PINKDIMND: dont jump out the freaking WINDOW you MORON!!!
PINKDIMND: thats not a WORD!!!!!!
PINKDIMND: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!! *sinks into a corner with an evil look of "doom and despair be unto you"*
PINKDIMND: AND DONT COME BACK!
PINKDIMND: if you dont say that in english im gonna beat you over the head with a dictionary
AIMServiceBot123: wha?!?!
PINKDIMND: sorry, having crazy moments...it happens
PINKDIMND: *shakes head* im better now tho...*spins around as if she heard a scary noise*...really
PINKDIMND: if one needs a cleansing, one has a bran muffin
PINKDIMND: you SELL ROACHES?
PINKDIMND: whats your name?
AIMServiceBot123: you want a squirrel? *tips his gardening hat*
PINKDIMND: yes please
AIMServiceBot123: theyre real cute, and they wont leave any messes round your ouse
AIMServiceBot123: BOW TO THE MOOOOON! THE CRESCXENT MOOOON!
AIMServiceBot123: OH GOD ITS THOSE MONKIES AGAIN!
AIMServiceBot123: HELP MEEEEE!
PINKDIMND: whats your name?
AIMServiceBot123: God
PINKDIMND: hello. my naem is dominic
PINKDIMND: name
AIMServiceBot123: *waits for the temp on his weather thing to go below 32
AIMServiceBot123: its freezin
AIMServiceBot123: but not cold nuff
PINKDIMND: ooo...chillery
PINKDIMND: come away to an enchanted world where the lessons you learn, and the friends you love, are the greatest magic of all
AIMServiceBot123: oh deer god
PINKDIMND: hehehehe
PINKDIMND: *snicker*
PINKDIMND: stop talkin to urself
PINKDIMND: and i...i'll DRINK all the time...
PINKDIMND: thats MY cigar!
PINKDIMND: have many lives do you have?
PINKDIMND: answer me when we're...im...speaking to you!
AIMServiceBot123: uhm
AIMServiceBot123: 6 or 7
PINKDIMND: ok
PINKDIMND: i have 12 and a half *sticks out tongue*
PINKDIMND: stonkey?
PINKDIMND: o yeah, o yeah...whos the bomb?! ME!!! WOOHOO!!! all RIGHT!!! *dances with glee*
AIMServiceBot123: yea well
AIMServiceBot123: IM the king of New Yors
AIMServiceBot123: York*
PINKDIMND: i finished difining my forty two words!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and im the KoNY!!! NOT YOU!!!
AIMServiceBot123: no
AIMServiceBot123: IM th KoNY
PINKDIMND: books is like kryptonite to robbahs
AIMServiceBot123: you stupid FoNY
AIMServiceBot123: books is like the DEVIL
PINKDIMND: drew said that. im converting my family to NY accents. its scary
PINKDIMND: dad said "woik" the other day
PINKDIMND: WOO!
PINKDIMND: our house smells like lysol. its frightening
PINKDIMND: in clue we had to think of a sentence with an appositive (WOO!! APPOSITIVES ARE COOL!!!) and i said "this is dave...the walkin mouth" and sarah laughed. it was funny
PINKDIMND: you shouldah been there...but then, if you were, the whole day woulda just been rotten. so its a good thing you werent
AIMServiceBot123: whats an appositive?
AIMServiceBot123: brian forgot
PINKDIMND: when youre talking to someone like - "brian, i hate you." "brian" is an appositive
PINKDIMND: er is a great word
AIMServiceBot123: oh yea
PINKDIMND: yesyesyes
AIMServiceBot123: Sara,you are a stupid bizznitch
AIMServiceBot123: nah
AIMServiceBot123: im jes kiddin
PINKDIMND: good
PINKDIMND: thats not fair
PINKDIMND: i had a really good comeback for that
PINKDIMND: cant remember it now but...
PINKDIMND: "roses are red, violets are blue..." ...i thought violets were violet...
PINKDIMND: are violets violet? "violet! youre turning VIOLET violet!!" - viotels dad in willy wonka
PINKDIMND: i must be off. theres songs to sing and yo uto hate...i'll be busy for hours. fare thee not well at all

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