Ms. Morton is a nutcase. she's only given us homework twice. however, the first time it was a piece of paper, front and back, with very small lines that had to be written all over. THIS time she gave us precisely 42 words to define by tommorow. EVERY FREAKING DEFINITION is like A PARAGRAPH LONG. it adds up REALLY fast! whats today? mushday? (wednesday) yes, thats it. hes great. everyone says hes naive and i hadnt the foggiest notion of what that meant for the longest time because, you know, no one ever told me. but someone told me the other day, and i was like "o THATS what it means!!!" and then i felt all smart. i dunno. im crazy. woo. i should really be doing my creative writing homework right now, but im not, so get over it. why cant it be spotday? (friday). eventually im just gonna stop parenthesizing the old names of the days and just let you figure it out on your own. you can do that, cant you? well if you cant, heres a little hint:
daveyday - sunday
skitteryday - monday
dutchyday - tuesday
mushday - wednesday
jackday - thursday
spotday - friday
blinkday - saturday
o yes, and brian? i hate you forever. bye bye now.